Tuesday, April 7, 2015
LAUGH FOR THE DAY - FARMER AND HIS MULE
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were
serious enough to take the tracking company responsible for the accident to
court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe.
"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, ‘I'm fine.””
asked the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I’ll tell you what
happened. I just loaded my favorite new mule, Bessie, into the…"
"I didn't asked for any details," the lawyer
interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of
the accident, ‘I'm fine!’"
Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just gotten Bessie into
the trailer and I was driving down the road…"
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am
trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told
the highway patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to
simply answer the question."
By this time the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's
answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say."
Joe thanked the judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was
saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the
highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my
truck right in the side. I was thrown
into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to
move. However, I could hear ol’ Bessie moaning and growing. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her
grounds. Shortly after the accident a
highway patrolman came on the scene. He
could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun
and shot her between the eyes. Then the
patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me."
He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"
"Now what the hell would you say?"
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