Saturday, July 12, 2014
LAUGH FOR THE DAY – HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
& Ammo magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went
for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They
got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard
to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better
wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
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