REAL TIME COUPON FEATURES ON TRI-CITIES ON A DIME

Saturday, September 27, 2014

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY – SENIOR HEALTH CARE SOLUTION ACCORDING TO MAXINE

 SENIOR HEALTHCARE SOLUTION ACCORDING TO MAXINE
So you are a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you – what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 4 politicians – not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the healthcare you need! New teeth – no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidneys, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you they cannot afford you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

ISN'T THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

No comments:

Post a Comment