Monday, March 19, 2018
SMIRK FOR THE DAY - GIVING MONEY & POWER TO THE GOVERNMENT
REASONS WHY BEING A "PET PARENT' IS GOOD FOR YOU
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Friday, March 16, 2018
Thursday, March 15, 2018
LAUGH FOR THE DAY - THE CORRELATION BETWEEN AGE AND MUSIC
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - 5 CARDINAL RULES FOR LIFE
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
LAUGH FOR THE DAY - DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE
An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. as she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, "Hey, old woman, have you ever danced?"
The old woman looke up at thge gunslinger and said, "No,...I never did dance...never really wanted to."
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old bag, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector--not wanting to get her toe blown off--started hopping around. Everyboy was laughing. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old woman's hands, as she quietly said, "Son, have you every kissed a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, No, M'am...but I've always wanted to.
The old woman looke up at thge gunslinger and said, "No,...I never did dance...never really wanted to."
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old bag, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector--not wanting to get her toe blown off--started hopping around. Everyboy was laughing. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old woman's hands, as she quietly said, "Son, have you every kissed a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, No, M'am...but I've always wanted to.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.
Monday, March 12, 2018
Sunday, March 11, 2018
LAUGH FOR THE DAY - MAXINE SOLUTION TO THE TIME CHANGE
Saturday, March 10, 2018
Friday, March 9, 2018
8 VITAMINS AND MINERALS THAT CAN HELP TO PREVENT BREAST CANCER
Thursday, March 8, 2018
SMIRK FOR THE DAY - THE EXERCISE SOME PEOPLE GET
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
LAUGH FOR THE DAY - MAXINE'S DONATION TO SCIENCE
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